10. You yell at me when I bark. HELLO.....I am a dog.
9. Ribbons, bows, nail polish....Yuck!!
8. The fake fetch throw. Congrats, you fooled me, NOT!!
7. You get me wet with the bath, then complain that I get the floor or the carpet all wet? well....then...DON'T do the bath!! GEeezzz....
6. Making me wear a sweater, trench coat or a rain jacket. Remember I Do have FUR!!
5. Can I help it if you left your glass on the coffee table and well....my tail just happen to knock it off?? hehehe
4. You send me out in the rain to do my business, then you complain that I am all WET!! DA!!
3. Some days its to the park,~~some days its to the store fur goodies and some days its to the vet...just what is a ride anyways??
2. You always get disgusted with me when I lick myself, then you tell me that I have the sweetest Kisses!!
1. Is it my fault that you left your Tacos on the table, walked away, came back and they have mysteriously disappeared?