Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Reasons why Santa needs to go to Santa school~~

Hey~~I found something out on Santa Paws!!
Did you guys all know that Santa has to go to school?? Thats right, school!! Who knew!! Guess it shows that everyone is still learning just like us doggies too!! Check this site out. Maybe you have seen your Santa Paws there!! Go here:
Where Santa Goes to Learn His Ho, Ho, Ho - Holidays News - Holidash
and then click on Charles W Howard Santa Claus School:

Martha and Bailey mentioned that being Santa is pretty hard so he might need some school to him help out with some good pointers, They both are very smart and bring up a good point.

When I sit on my loveseat spot, I am not just another pretty face, that spot is also my thinking spot :-) As I was thinking, Santa could use some tips on stuff like:1. Santa needs to be able to land softly and easy without crashing into the roofs, so there may be some landing tips for that, ummm...
2. School might be good for the chimney routine, I mean going down is easy but how about that going up bit~~how does he do that gig?
3. eating a ton of cookies without getting sick, do you realize how many million cookies he must eat and how many gallons of milk Santa must drink?? And who knows what else is left for him to eat, candy, fruit etc. He must have one HUGE belly, maybe that is why it is so big???
4. Think he makes pit stops along the way??
5. He must sleep like days before Christmas, so he doesn't get sleepy while driving his sleigh, it wouldn't be good for him to crash into a tall building or those phone tower thingy's or get him or the reindeer all tangled in the electicial wires or collide with another airplane etc.~~That could hurt!! HA! Santa has bad weather taken care of cuz he has Rudolph to lead him through that.
6. And I imagine that Santa Paws has to practice on his Ho Ho Ho!! I mean it can not be a whimpy one....... has to be a Big Strong......... HO! HO! HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
7. And do you guys think that he map quest's all of our houses? or is he just smart like that, cuz he knows when doggies move etc.

Do all you doggies, cats, hamsters, goats, etc all have your stockings hung up? Mine is hung and waiting for Santa to come and fill it with some goodies!!


  1. Hope you have an awesome day.
    Blessings, andrea

  2. Why would Santa Paws have to go to school to be himself? The Mango is confused.


  3. I think it's a made-up story so no one will know where he really comes from!

  4. Hi Jazzi,
    Very interesting factiods....all I've got to say is S.C. best be very careful when he comes down my chimney. I'll be waiting laser eyes and all. Madi and Mom

  5. We understand that Santa needs help to get round every one in the universe and being Santa is hard!
    School is the best place to learn all he needs to know about how to access houses etc.
    Martha & Bailey xxx

  6. Hey Snazzibug,

    Speaking of stockings - please tell your Mom that our Mom got the Scottie socks from the Dollar Tree Store today. Thanks for herding her in the right direction.

    Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

  7. We had no idea that Santa went to school! Thanks for letting us know, Jazzi!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  8. Hi Jazzi, we can see you are thinking things through very carefully. We were interested in how many glasses of milk Santa drinks and how many cookies he eats!
    No wonder he is a very round shape.
    We haven't got our stockings up yes but we will put them up soon.
    We liked your stocking - very snazzi for Jazzi!!!
    love and kisses
    Martha & bailey xxx

  9. I love your stocking Jazzi, I'll ask Mum to make me one !
    Love, Bella.

  10. Now that you tell me, it makes sense that Santa would go to school. When you stop and think about it he would just have to!!!
    Thank-you Jazzi!!!
    We-- all--- here send you and your much love,
    Bambi, Happy and their Mom

  11. Hi we didn't know Santa went to school. He probably needs some pointers cuz he must be going to school for a very long time. Maybe he is not listening. We love your stocking. Hope Santa reads your paw prints,.
    Benny & Lily

  12. Hi, Jazzi!
    The other day I was thinking about all those cookies and milk Santa eats and drinks when he comes to our houses!
    I am sure he appreciates when one of us eat them for him!
    Kisses and hugs

  13. Woh.. Santa gotta go to school too..
    I wonder who his classmates are. :)

    ~ Bae

  14. Hi Jazzi! I don't have a cool sock like yours. Puffy has one in a bone shape. I gots just a regular boring one. She got some cute Scottie PJ's at the Walmart the other day. Red top with sparklies and a black scottie like you on the top and the bottoms are covered with black n white scotties and circles n stuff. Well the white scotties are just outlines.



  15. Pawesome stocking Jazzi!!! Can't believe Santa has to go to school!!