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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Can somebody HELP me!!!!

Can somebody help a girl out??
I have been put in the big tub and am being held captive!!
The water is quickly reaching my little paws!!
And....I am NOT a big fan of water in the first place!!
I need OUT and ASAP!!!The paws are soaking wet now and I know what else is coming.....AWWwwwwww!!! Ewwwwwww!!! Ickkkkkkkk!!! HELP ME!!!!Yep, the dreadful shampoo!!! I HATE it and worse thing is...I look like a drenched little rat!! not my beautiful self!!!Gee...this picture scares even me~~~Just wash, rinse and get me outta here already~~and put that darn flashy box away~~I don't get you when you are in here do I?
Then after Mom gets me out, she thinks she has to be funny and throw the towel over my head so I can't see and she calls my name~~Jazzi, comemere!!~~ and then laughs when I try to find my way out!!! You would think that once I am out that, it would be all over right??
NOPE!! There goes that darn towel again!! Arrggggg...this is NOT funny Mom!!! Not at all....I am NOT seeing the humor here......OK, no more, dry me off and let me go, afterall, I have to go berserk so I can get the water out of my ears~~No don't show it, come on Mom!!
Our snow is starting to melt so it is muddy outside and I can help it that it gets all over my paws!! Its just a little dirt!!Then after all this, she wanted me to get a Christmas picture with the munchkins with their Santa hats on. Well, I was still miffed about the whole bath/towel incident that I kindly said "Sorry, don't think so!!!"
So here are the 3 munchkins without me~~
And here I am under protest with the hat thing!! I refuse to look at the flashy box though!Sadly...... I must admit~~~that I can be bought off with bribery~~(See header picture!!)

25 comments:

  1. You poor thing....Leaving a towl on your little head...then laughing...OH the humanity!


    Wags and Licks,
    Mollie Jo & Bobo

    Pee Ess: You do look cute in your santa hat!

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  2. Now Jazzi, with this dreadful bath business, you just have to be prepared to help yourself. I find that judicious deployment of strong terrier teeth is quite an effective deterrent!
    Oh, I am being told off for advocating violence in what is supposed to be the season of goodwill. Well then, you will just have to put up with it then.
    And you DO look sweet in that hat.
    Cheers, H.

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  3. Jazzi! I was booking my aire-line tickets to come and save you, but I see you made it out OK on your own with minimal damage. You look super in your hat. Just you! No annoying human pups.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  4. Bathes aren't Toby's favorite thing either!

    You look very handsomely cute in your Santa hat:)

    Toby's Trainer
    SEGDI Raiser

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  5. Just think... you won't need another bath til NEXT YEAR!!! The hat is YOU Dahling.

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  6. OH!! Snazzi, you are so brave - you actually stood in water. Lilly has to stand in one side of the sink with the drain open and Mom lets the water run in the other side - she freaks out if she gets her feet wet. And you stood still for the pupparazzi too!!

    Our Mom also does the cover up the head thing and uses an extra towel for it - sheesh!! Moms!!

    XOXO
    Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java

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  7. Wooos Jazzi! You poor thing, not only a bath but photographic evidence of it! Good job boycotting that flashy box thing.
    -Kira The BeaWootiful

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  8. So just cuz yer feeties got muddy they had to wash the whole of you? Why not just the feeties? Or buy you some pretty red booties for crappy weather? You do look dah-ling in that red hat. Red is a great color for you!
    sniffies,
    Bonnie

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  9. OH NO!!! We hate baths too! Moms tried to trick us last night. Hugo kitty knocked an entire bowl of cat food into the tub. Moms kept putting us in there and telling us to "clean it up". No way, no how!! We KNEW exactly what she was up to!!

    Woofs and Kisses!

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  10. Clearly the mud isn't your fault... perhaps you can force THEM to take baths as punishment? Although for some reason our pawrents LIKE baths... humans are SO weird.

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  11. Oh Jazzi, this is not good. We will come over as soon as we can book a flight!
    Your munchkins look adorable - even without you - but of course they would have looked even more adorable with you!
    Our mum says that we have no small people and that just isnt right at xmas!
    love and kisses
    Martha & Bailey xxx

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  12. Jazzi, your so cute, did the candy cane work?
    The little puppies are very cute :)
    Merry Christmas!!

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  13. Ah, the dreaded Christmas hat. I only know a couple of puppies who think it's fun!
    Although I do like the towel thing. It feels great!

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  14. I had a bath this past Sunday, Jazzi, and it's getting me lots of extra hugs and kisses. I like it! I hope it works for you too!

    Yer friend,
    Mitch

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  15. HI Jazzi !

    When Sadie gets a bath, she says " That it cruelty to animals and that she is going to call the number !"


    I remember giving my husband's Scottie a bath, he would go crazy wiping his face all over the carpet. do you do that ?

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  16. Bambi hates baths too!!! She would really hate having the flashy box around. She would not stand so still to have her pictures taken!!!
    You let go of her and she is gone!!
    Sorry about that bath Jazzi but they are just a fact of life.
    Bambi sends you butt sniffs, Hugs, Fern

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  17. Woo go Girl!

    I would hold out fur some fresh skhwirrel or some other tasty snakhk!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  18. LOL Jazzi oh my word we are sorry for the torture you have to endure!!! He He He!!! You were a tad dirty though!!! Does Mom use a hair dryer on you too? It is ok you know you are a gal!!!
    Madi and Mom

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  19. I swear looking at pictures of Jazzi is like looking at pictures of my childhood friend. So sweet. Tulip and Picasso do not like baths either. They beg to be let out of them. :(

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  20. Humans can be soooooo rude!!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  21. Yes, I wipe my face all over the floor trying to get the water out of my ears, I actually go Biserk doing it!! mom says it is so funny to watch me, I am glad she is having so many laughs at my expense!!! Sometimes Mom dries me but I hate that even worse, I would just asoon air dry!!

    The candy cane tasted licious!! It hit the spot!

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  22. Hi, Jazzi!
    I can change places with you!
    I love baths! And I don't have them as often as I'd like!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  23. Oh Jazzi...aren't mommas something else! We could be drownin and they will still find time to get a last minute pawparrazzi shot in. You sure look cool in your hat.
    Benny & Lily

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  24. Hi Jazzi, you look very nice with the hat.
    I try to hide when it's bath time, but it's no use they always find me...
    Love, Bella

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  25. But wow do you look nice all clean!!!!

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