Scooterland

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Did you know??

Hey, Did you all know that the American Kennel Club has released the top 10 most popular dogs for 2010?
They are:
1. Labrador Retriever
2. German Shepherd
3. Yorkshire Terrier
4. Beagle (5th last yr)
5. Golden Retriever (4th last yr)
6. Bulldog (7th last yr)
7. Boxer (6th last yr)
8. Dachshund
9. Poodle
10. Shih tzu

WHAT??? NO Scottie on this list?? What is this world coming to? Don't they know that us Scotties are cute and lovable and make an excellent pet? There must be some error here!!

I think we need our own list: Not in any order though:
All Terriers~Scottie, Westie, Airdale, Fox, Schnauzers
All Hound dogs~Dachshund, Bassetts, Beagles
Huskies
All Labs
Collies
Newfies
Goldens
French Bulldogs/Pugs
Shih tzu/ Maltese/Lhasa Apso/Poodles
All mixed groups of dogs
How does this sound? Guess I better submit it to the American Kennel Club, ha!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Fun game to play

Are you bored? Are you looking fur something new to do or play with? Do you have some mighty fine toofers? Is you answered Yes, yes and yes...then I have the perfect game fur you to do. Furst, get one of these kinda of bottles.....

Have your Mom throw it fur you and Go to town!! Watch me, I will show ya just how to rip off that label and scrunch that thing down to a pancake!!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

JACKPOT!!!

Yeppers, that's right~~I hit the jackpot the other day. My assistant is slow in getting this situation out cuz she says she has been very busy!!! um huh!! Well, anyways the other day, oh and by the way there are no pictures of this and you will know why in a minute. Mom was browning turkey meat and she was moving way too much and her elbow hit the pan handle and the pan goes all over the floor!! This is where the Jackpot comes in. There was meat everywhere, so Boy!! I started scrambling to scarf up any and all pieces of meat. But...don't worry, it wasn't HOT or else Mom would have locked me outta the kitchen. There was a small disagreement cuz she thought that I shouldn't have that meat. WHAT??? To my estimations, what falls on the floor is clearly M-I-N-E!! all mine!! Right??

She was trying to move me away~~Nope, not this Scottie~~I wasn't budging~~I dug my paws right in and I growled and growled and kept getting the meat and there was much scrambling from me and her. I did get all that I could and it was Yummy!! (That's why there are no pictures) Now, I for sure sit right under that stove, cuz you just never know ya know?

Friday, January 28, 2011

Gettin....Snazzi

This giant bone is GREAT~~I love it!! It chews fabulous....but...I may have bitten off more than I can chew, BOL.

I am getting pretty Snazzi with this giant bone, Hey!! only one paw!!

TADA~~LOOK~~No paws!! How cool is that???

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Hurt Ears

Mom has started this exercise thingy to loose weight. While I completely support this, she is getting um...a bit weird. She has been spending time with the walky machine and now she got the idea to listen to music~~that's cool. I am laying here chewing on my bone and all of a sudden, I notice out the corner of my eye, she is going spastic!!
I look up and she is be-bopping on the treadmill, and acting all weird like with a BIG smile on her face and she laughing!! . She says she is dancing to the music umm huh!! Now, I cant even show this to you cuz it is way to embarrassing, but here she is with headphones on, dressed on scottie jammies, t-shirt and wearing tennis shoes~~She is quite a sight!!

Then outta no where, know what she does next?? She starts singing. Now, you all don't know this but~~God did not give my Mom a voice at all!! Ziltch!! Zippo!! When she sings, everyone asks "Are you singing the same song we are?" LOL It was hurting my ears~~Like super ouch!! So do you know what I did bout it?? Mom said you all wont believe me, but this is NO lie, it is the honest truth~~I had no choice but to walk away~~and that's exactly what I did, I went straight to my bed!!

It was B-A-D with a capital B. I hope this weight thing goes fast cuz I cant take much more of this!! That singing sound is Awful!! and that is the honest truth too!! WHERE..... are those darn Chicago Bears earmuffs that she had on me a few days ago, that I hated?? I may get to be BFF with them now!!