I look up and she is be-bopping on the treadmill, and acting all weird like with a BIG smile on her face and she laughing!! . She says she is dancing to the music umm huh!! Now, I cant even show this to you cuz it is way to embarrassing, but here she is with headphones on, dressed on scottie jammies, t-shirt and wearing tennis shoes~~She is quite a sight!!
Then outta no where, know what she does next?? She starts singing. Now, you all don't know this but~~God did not give my Mom a voice at all!! Ziltch!! Zippo!! When she sings, everyone asks "Are you singing the same song we are?" LOL It was hurting my ears~~Like super ouch!! So do you know what I did bout it?? Mom said you all wont believe me, but this is NO lie, it is the honest truth~~I had no choice but to walk away~~and that's exactly what I did, I went straight to my bed!!
It was B-A-D with a capital B. I hope this weight thing goes fast cuz I cant take much more of this!! That singing sound is Awful!! and that is the honest truth too!! WHERE..... are those darn Chicago Bears earmuffs that she had on me a few days ago, that I hated?? I may get to be BFF with them now!!
We humans, Jazzi... we can be a bit strange!
ReplyDeleteAnn
Just be thankful she isnt making everyone go on a diet with her! :)
ReplyDeletePoor Jazzi. Maybe you want to try and get a muzzle over your hooman so she can't sing??
ReplyDeleteWoofs,
Pepsi
Oh yes. In this household we know all about that "are you singing the same song as we are" singing voice.
ReplyDeleteI feel for you, pal.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Oh, da PAIN! Not good....not good!
ReplyDeleteHey Snazzi,
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should get some ear covers - the kind that shooters wear to keep them from hearing the gun might work.
XOXO
Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi
MOL Jazzi...it sounds (no pun intended) like your mom needs to sing solo....so low nobody can hear her.
ReplyDeleteHugs Madi and Mom
I can not EVEN begin to imagine this new horror that you have had to endure. Call Uncle ED!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's why peeps go to a gym. I couldn't stand the sight of all that weirdness either!
ReplyDeleteArooo Roo, Stuart
You poor thing!
ReplyDeleteAt least when my raiser went outside for a jog... she'd take me with her!
Be happy she doesn't make you walk along! Glad your having some fun!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Well at least she was having fun and getting exercise! You should try to pretend you are enjoying her singing, so she will feel good! :)
ReplyDeleteI sure understand you Jazzi. My mom can't sing, could never sing when she was a young kid, will never be able to sing. Years ago, she was driving down the road and started singing with the radio and her best friend then turned the radio up full blast to cover her up or so the story goes. I believe it. Stay low and out of sight. Get earmuffs if you need them!! Lots of love, Holly
ReplyDeleteBOL Jazzi - what if she listened to Jazz music? Would that help? It's hard to sing to Jazz music so maybe that won't help. So she does it in her Scotties pjs, hmm? That is so funny...
ReplyDeleteIt would get really weird though if she took YOU for a walk with her on the thingie (called a treadmill by the way). So be glad you don't have to do it too. It can be tough especially on an incline ...
Jazzi She is supposed to be walking YOU! But if she's going to be THAT embarrassing, it's probably better that you keep her inside!
ReplyDeleteCan't believe you left your rawhide bone behind when you went to bed.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
I know what you are going through, my friend....that is why Beth doesn't sing with us on Karaoke....
ReplyDeleteHeehee, Jazzi. You just need to start howling and drown out her singing. That's what I do.
ReplyDeleteBut you know what? I'm real proud of your mom that she's exercising AND having fun doing it!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
It must have really been horrendous for you to leave your bone, Jazzi! We hope she sheds this weight FAST!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Oh geez - these crazy humans of ours!! Now if the weather would just hurry up and turn into Spring, then they could exercise while they take us for long walkies!! Then they could sing all they want & we wouldn't complain!
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Brutus the Frenchie
Haaaa!
ReplyDeleteI know how is that! My mom does the same thing!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
miss jazzi,
ReplyDeleteohmyword, my mama can't sing either!! when she gets goin', i ask to go outside...sunshinies, rain, or snow!
*woof*
the booker man
You better watch out, get too sassy and she's put you on there with her!!
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