The names I am called

I don't know bout you all but recently I have been getting called all sorts of names and it is really uncalled for. I live in Illinois where it generally really cold but this year it has been unseasonably warm. I mean like today was 52 and tomorrow it will be even warmer.

With our snow and warm temps, it is getting a little muddy outside and so when I come in there are little cute Scottie footprints all on the floor and down the hallway. She calls me a Mangy mutt!! or Miss dirty paws. Now can I help this? NOPE!! She should just be glad that I am not rolling round in the mud!! Now she thinks she has to wipe my paws off when I come in and I think that the floor was doing a great job of it!!

And with it being warm, I tend to get the barks and bark at anyone, any bird and mainly just wanna hear myself bark. For this, she calls me, Motor mouth, or Hey Pipsqueak!! When will the name calling ever end??

Wanted: New assistant

WANTED: I am looking for a new assistant. My old one is just way to busy with work, grand kids and pinterest that she has failed to see some important info. for me. Let me explain more. If you all remember this past Christmas I asked Santa for Sweet William to get his own blog. I was really wishing and wishing and well while it didn't happen right away, it did happen. Sweet William got his blog on January 18 th.
***Someone told my assistant that they knew something that she didn't and she didn't even check it out.
***There were clues left at blogs and my assistant didn't even notice or even catch on!! Seriously!! How hard it is to see these things when they were plain as day.
***Finally we got an E-mail telling her to Wake Up and LOOK!! DA!! Then whatdoyaknow, she found it!!! Sweet Williams blog.
So, here he is my Sweetie Pie!! Click on my Sweetie Pie and it will take you right to his blog, leave a comment and Welcome him to blogville!! He would love it and I am going to the dance with Sweet William.So.....you see why I need a new assistant that is more attentive to my needs and my important matters at hand. I am very flexible as long as you do my blog to my satisfaction, spell correctly and use only the best pictures of me. You may use the flashy box that we have as long as you give treats after each picture. I am offering a competitive wage and some vacation time as long as you aren't gone more than a week and don't get sick while you are out of town. If interested please complete the application and submit it to me.

2 important things

First of all, Our dear friend Miss Maggie has gone to the bridge. We know that she is free and not sick anymore, I am sure she is running with all our other friends.
She always had such a sweet smile....She loved M & M cookies and her ice-cream and pizza and all her fruits and veggies....
And especially she LOVED her Taco!! Until we meet again~~We will miss you Maggie!!
Now secondly...as you know the Valentine dance is coming up and I have been asked by the handsome Bertie. I was quite excited bout this. I don't think Jazzi could believe it!! I said Why is that so shocking Jazzi? and she just shook her head!!
The handsome Bertie is wanting to set up just the perfect way fur us to go to the dance. I am not the girlie girl and so we want something super cool. If you go to Bertie's blog, you can check out the choices and you can actually vote. Now make sure you all vote for the coolest ride for us Ok?
I can hardly wait to see what he picks me up in!! Click here on Our ride and it will zip you right over to Bertie's blog!!
Ne Yi Wa = Thank-you
(nee yah way)