I don't know bout you all but recently I have been getting called all sorts of names and it is really uncalled for. I live in Illinois where it generally really cold but this year it has been unseasonably warm. I mean like today was 52 and tomorrow it will be even warmer.
With our snow and warm temps, it is getting a little muddy outside and so when I come in there are little cute Scottie footprints all on the floor and down the hallway. She calls me a Mangy mutt!! or Miss dirty paws. Now can I help this? NOPE!! She should just be glad that I am not rolling round in the mud!! Now she thinks she has to wipe my paws off when I come in and I think that the floor was doing a great job of it!!
And with it being warm, I tend to get the barks and bark at anyone, any bird and mainly just wanna hear myself bark. For this, she calls me, Motor mouth, or Hey Pipsqueak!! When will the name calling ever end??