Can I be Frank?? I have a BIG problem here. My Mom has gone off the deep end and shes getting crazy. 3 Months ago, she got her new Fitbit and she has been acting really weird. She exercises which I sleep right through cuz they are boring with a capital B and she eats healthy stuff and she eats grapes and stuff like that.... that I cant have, and whats up with that anyways?
She goes on walks and runs and leaves me at home all by my lonesome. She's always checking her steps instead of paying the proper attention to me and lastly she has her Weight blog that she worries about more than mine!! That Mom of mine......what am I gonna do with her?And now...things have gotten bizarre around here. She has been looking for more ways to get steps around the house. I mean its.....getting down right embarrassing.
I think she is become a exercise maniac.
Actually I'm surprised that she hasn't hung herself with it yet or broken her leg or knocked that ole hip outta socket!! BOL
If you want to check her progress you can find her over at Keep Calm, Eat Healthy. She'd love your encouragement.
My momma are an exorcise nutso too. She are sick and has a hurt toe and are still exorcisin!! It are crazy. I sleeps through it.
ReplyDeleteOh I feels your pain Oreo, my Mum's got a fitbit as well....they's a plague I finks!
ReplyDeleteButts you are very right about the hoop thingy, I haf nefer seen anythingy soooo funny!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I know that phenomenon... my momma starts to dance with the hoover too...efurry morning... I mostly close my eyes before I get nightmares, and my daddy has to close the windows before the whole neighborhood gets a laughing fit....:o)
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDelete..........well at least you managed to wangle a better dear for yourself Oreo. That is a pleasing thing!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
OREO..BE THANKFUL YOUR MOM ISN'T MAKING YOU DO THOSE SQUATS AND THRUST AND USE A HULA HOOP. WE SAY BRAVO TO HER AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
You have a serious problem there. She's trying to go back to her childhood. That's not enough-she's trying to go back to the 1950's as shown by the hula hoop. Help her along-insist that she dump the cell phone and carry around heavy change for pay phones. No more HD-TV, she needs to watch Jack LaLanne on a green and black TV that's five inches across for the screen and five feet for the cabinet. She can get a real workout by driving a heavy Packard with no power steering and that will give her a real workout for the upper body.
ReplyDeleteSometimes moms have a hard time trying to fit everything in don't they.
ReplyDeleteBravo to your mom, sounds like she is doing great. Our mom needs to get on the walking thing too
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel
Hmmm. Well Oreo, what can I say? Sounds like you and Mom are slowly coming to an accommodation with her new passion for fitness.
ReplyDeleteJust cross paws she doesn't buy a bicycle (or three).
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Oh she does have a bike and that's just another thing that she leaves me home again....sigh...
DeleteOreo
It must be contagious Oreo!!! Mom has hers on her brassiere!
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Lily & Edward
We sooooooo get it Oreo!! We fixed part of the problem by making her take EACH of us out for walkies.....usually she gets all her steps in tat way!!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
She should know more calories are burned on a dog walk then a dog free walk. At least for our Lady cause we try and drag her and she has to hold us tight!
ReplyDeleteYour mom is a changed woman. You do NOT have to worry cuz now as she gets older she will be around more and able to get out and play with you more!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Sometimes you just have to support their insanity. You go mom!
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Our mom is heading over to your mom's blog, Oreo. She says she's getting phat and needs to do something about it. Thanks a WHOLE lot, Oreo!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
My momma is training fur a marathon, so she's off running ALL THE TIME. But the advantage of that is afterwards, she just wants to curl up on the couch with ME and take a nap! I bet there's still fun stuff like that you can do with her.
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