Monday, June 8, 2015

WANTED: a new assistant:

I, Oreo am seeking a new assistant. Things that they need:
1. Time to play with Me.
2. Time to keep up with my blog
3. Time to check on all the goings on with my friends
4. Time to take naps together
5. Time just for Me!!
Things they dont need: 
1. A job that takes away from Me.
2. Babysitting duties where I take second fiddle to.
3. A need to shes ever done this before...her 1st time ever
4. Doesnt need to do yardwork.
5. No errands to do that require leaving me at home.
This is her first attempt at a garden bed. Not to sure bout this. She put in tomatoes, green beans, carrots, onions, lettuce and potatoes. sshhhh but nothing grows for my mom, so we shall see.
Ever heard of a leaf cut? Thats just what the Big guy got!!
This is me...totally being ignored while she is leaf cutting. She says that I like to push the boundaries of the yard. Do you think I sat there or ran off down the street?


  1. Hmm....we bet you stayed right there...because you are the bestest behaved doggy anywhere!!! (Giggle)
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  2. I dunno, wuz a skwerril down da street?

  3. Peeps are hard to get to focus sometimes. Maybe if you whisper in her ear while she's asleep, she might pay more attention to you.

    And if you had to chase a squirrel....well, you have to.

  4. Peeps eh!!!
    I haf found the best way to gets their attention is to.....steal thingys, any thingy will do, and run offs wiv it!!!!
    That usually gets my peeps attention and then they haf to trade a treat wiv me to get the thingy back!
    I've got thems well trained
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  5. We hope you stayed put with your mom, Oreo. It sounds like she really needs your help!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  6. peeps sometimes forget what is really important - us! You just need to find ways to remind her

  7. Crikey Oreo ..... I dunno, mate. If it was me I would have sat there ... UNLESS ..... I saw a cat!!! Did you see a cat???? Oh and as for the new assistant ...... better the devil you know, aye, Oreo????

  8. Well, if I was 'nored, I'd be off down the street looking for some 'tention!
    Kenzie n Bonnie too

  9. How could she expect you to just sit there in the shade under that tree. we think you took off fur some full sun zoomies.

  10. Peeps are DIFFICULT to Train...
    As fur you staying in the yard.... you WOULD as long a there is no Squirrel in sight. RIGHT?

  11. Peeps can be so difficult to train maybe you need to offer her praise when she does something you approve of, they say positive reinforcement has the best results. As for you pushing the boundaries, I believe that's just where you sat right on the line.

    Aroo to you,

  12. Oreo - I think you stayed right there in the shade.
    Pee es
    we are having the same problems with our mom - something about catching up with work and housework after being gone for a few days - sheesh

  13. Gosh- i forgot to say how handsome you look in your photo today

  14. Dogataries are difficult aren't they!

    I bet you stayed put like a good doggy would! Unless you saw a squirrel or a cat. Hmmm it's rough trying to sit still with so many fun things to chase after....

    xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda

  15. You gotta let your assistant know that your needs are first and foremost!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  16. C'mon over here. Bring Kyla with you.

  17. Oh dear Oreo you are having a tough time. And I do hope this post doesn't put ideas into Gail's head. To date she has thankfully always prioritised taking me out on nice trips rather than busying herself in the garden, Long may it continue.
    Toodle pip!

  18. That Princess Leah is right on the money! YOu take somethings (preferably something they are using) and RUN!!! They have to run after you and gets you to drop it! Nows, here is the important part ~ don't drop it unless they trade it for a cookie!!!!
    Nows, if you find a good one, lets me know...maybe I can gets them to work for me too! BOL
    Ruby ♥

  19. We understand Oteo, believe me!
    Lily & Edward

  20. Try using treats to train your Mommy. Mommy always uses yummy stuff like ever roast chicken when we do something good.
    Sally Ann

  21. Well...welcome to our world lately....NO don't ask us to help...we gots our own problems here.....Hope you took off and made her chase you, Barharhar!

    The Mad Scots

  22. I understand completely where you are coming from. I demand my Moms complete and total attention. I hope you stayed there and didn't run down the street so that you are safe from the cars.

    Loveys Sasha

  23. Stand in line Oreo, we're STILL interviewing applicants from our advertisement for a new PA that we sent out last year!! Let us know if you get any good leads.
    Wally & Sammy

  24. Maybe if she paid you more attention your wouldn't have RUN OFF like that...