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Saturday, August 29, 2015

The Demolition Derby is on

Ok....They're off and we will see who makes the first crash. Murphy might have a hard time getting out....will Madi sit there behind him or will he be trapped? Arty is blocking Sarge too...don't think I would do that Arty..just sayin..Who is that guy in the bright green car? We cant read his car number. Doesn't he know that this is not a peoples race?
Looks like Easy is running into Princess Leah and Bertie is backing up into the both of them.
Oh Boy....We have Casey and Jessie going after Stanley in the blue car and Kismet and Murphy going after Jessie...Oh, wait Murphy might be headed straight for his brother Stanley!!! Can you believe your own brother?
We have Ranger at Casey's front door...Princess Leah is battling with Kismet..Abby is lookin to get in the mix..Stanley must wanna head down the other end and Arty is loosing his front fender already.
Now Kismet is taking it to Abby in the saggin wagon...meanwhile Casey need some help to get out of the corner.
Aww....looks like Casey was waiting for help that some doggy swiped his tail right off...and Sarge is really slammin...Abby in the Saggin wagon....OUCH....thats gotta hurt!
Wow! we got a big pile of action here...lets see we Jakey running on top of Bertie, Kismet and Sarge are still going after Abby in the saggin wagon...and Murphy is ramming into the front of Sarge...this is wild you guys....just wild!! Casey is out!!
Rut-Roh...Oreo got tangled up with Bailey at the end there. Hope that doesn't mean trouble with Hazel. Someones out...but its hard to see who it is...I think its the 23 car which was Jessie. He just got in the wrong spot and got mangled but...he is A-ok!! Arty is right in there trying to side swipe Easy.
Well...Poor Oreo is being towed out. Give a paw to out tractor driver...hey wait..I think Oreo is driving that tractor while the guy is still hooking him up...Oh that cant be good!
Here is a traffic lane jam. Don't know about you but Sarge looks like a wild man!! better watch out for Sarge! Can they even get through I wonder? No worries cuz Bailey is gonna bust right through that ole line!! Here he comes BAM!!! Bailey must be feeling pretty good after taking Oreo out until....Hazel gets a hold of him. bol
Hey!! There goes that little green car again. What is he doing? Hes just driving around however and whenever he wants!! I think we may have to call security on this dude!! Seriously!!
We got us a 3-some between Addi, Easy and Stanley. Who will survive?
Looks like Addi is out. She cant get the car started again. Too bad for Addi. I think that Madi and Ranger are actually hooked together...How funny and Sarge plans on breaking those 2 right up.
This isn't gonna be good...Stanley, Kismet, Princess Leah, and Abby all crunching together...that's gonna knock somebody out I'm sure. Bertie is smart and is gonna stay clear of that crash, but first Bertie has to get Jakey out of the way. This could get very interesting folks.
I heard that Sarge was talking smack during the Demo and looks like hes got just a few teeny tiny problems. Everyone wants to take him out! Easy, Ranger, Bertie and Kismet..those birds don't take NO guff! Oh No!! Bertie's tire came off and sent him right on top of Ranger!!
 BOL.....Sarge's tail end doesn't look too good now and Ranger, Bailey and Princess Leah are gonna finish him off. Sorry Sarge!!
NO need for Security. Madi and Princess Leah just took the dude out. Seems that he is taking pictures...of the crowd?? Get the tractor and get this guy outta here!! WTG girls!!
Kismet's out now and we just have 3 drivers left. Easy, Princess Leah, and Ranger.
Gee....I'm on all claws now. Who will win?
And the winner is: EASY!!!
 WTG Easy...your the last car running and that cool trophy is all yours. You did a fantastic job driving. The crowd is going crazy...yelling..cheering!! YAY Easy!!
While they are clearing off the track...Easy wanted his pillow to take it Easy after that win.
Easy: Do you have anything that you'd like to say?
Is he blowing raspberries at us??  He is quite a character.

I hope you had a fun time and make sure that you take all your dog bone wrappers with you on the way out. See you next yr. Have a fun rest of the day!!

27 comments:

  1. OMD OMD OMD.... that's pawmazing... for the pup of the worst cardriver-mom ever... I'm barkless......
    Oh and Oreo the idea with the tractor was BRILLIANT!!!! What a race many thanks to Oreo and his mom for preapring the race track and that fabulous cars!

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  2. Easy Won ~ Way to go Easy! I see a lot of car parts lying around, why they could be sold at a used car parts shop.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  3. OMC that was incredible! We had so much fun! Way to go Easy!!!! Thanks so much Oreo and Mom for organizing this fun Derby.
    Marty and the Gang

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  4. OREO THIS WAS THE MOST FUN...MOL MOL I GOT ALL TANGLED UP WITH RANGER....NOW I NEED TO GO TO THE LADY'S ROOM TO WASH THE DUST OFF MY FURS AND GET THE GRIT OUT OF MY TOOFERS
    HUGS AND GREAT BIG THANK YOU
    MADI

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  5. I was on the edge of my seat the WHOLE time!! what excitement!! thank you for hosting such a fun event!

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  6. Wahoo!! how much fun was that! Sorry Oreo buddy for taking you out, but that's the name of the game, right! Gosh, I had a blast, thanks so much for putting this on, you did a fantastic job!

    fist bumps
    Mr Bailey

    Pee Es
    Hey - Uh - Hazel does look a might irritated with me - can I bunk at your house tonight?

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  7. Best. Demolition Derby.EVER!! Congrats to Easy for the pawsome win!!!!

    Thanks so much for hosting this Oreo...we are going to practice and practice so we can do even BETTER next year!!
    Smileys!
    Jakey & Arty

    PeeEss....Bailey...feel free to come stay at my place anytime, "wink, wink"!!

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    1. Bailey...that was from Dory btw NOT my brothers!! ;-)

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  8. OMD!!! I was so caught up in all the fun the girls reminded me we need to congratulate the winner
    WAY TOGO EASY!!!!!!!

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  9. And I didn't get hurt-amazing.

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  10. Wow, that was a blast! At first I thought Madi was gonna leave me pinned in! Me and Stanley promised to smash into each other so it was okay. This has been a wonderful event. We think next year we might need to expand on the county fair a bit and make it bigger even. Thanks for hosting a wonderful Demolition Derby!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  11. WooHoooo !!!!!! Way to go EASY. Dat was a knock-down-bash-up blast!
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  12. Way to go Easy! That derby was action packed.

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  13. That was so exciting! What a great Derby! Congrats to Easy.

    Great event, Oreo!

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  14. Wow that was FUN!
    But really, which one of us could contend with Easy in the demolition stakes?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  15. Wow I just bigified the pics with the guy in the little green car - is that our dad???? What was he doing there???

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. WHAT?? That was you guys dad? He was driving around doing whatever he wanted and not really hitting anyone...just spastic like.
      Madi got really annoyed with him...did you see her BIG eyes when her and Princess Leah were taking him out?...that was scary!!
      You two better get control of your dad?? Although he was tooo funny!!! BOL

      wags
      Oreo

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  16. Oh my dawg it's a mad house!
    Lily & Edward

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  17. Sipping a beer - this was a great show! So exciting we almost spilled our beer! Congrats to Easy for the win. His driving made it look easy!

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  18. WoooooHoooooo!!! Way to go EAsy!!!! I still thinks my Stud Muffin Murphy should have won...*sniff, sniff* Butts, I sure am glads my Pal EAsy did! CONGRATS to all the drivers!!!! Nows to the margarita truck!!! Um, I MEAN the Pizza Truck!!!!
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  19. Yipppeee!!! Good job, Easy!! That was excitin', fur sure!!!

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  20. I knew Dad could drive with the best of us.

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  21. Oh wow, what FUN! I thought I had it for sure, but then I got smashed. Darn it!!

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  22. That was so exciting! We are really miffed at our mom for not sending in the pics. We will report it on the BFTB NETWoof news tomorrow. Awesome job! We will be there next year. ☺

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  23. That was very exciting. Some how we missed this post on race day. It didn't turn up in our blog feed. Glad we came back to see the end. Congrats to Easy.

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  24. Hey Oreo!
    Wow, I'm so sorry to be late to the derby comments but I HAD A BLAST!!! OMD This was such amazing fun. Forget riding in cars, I wanna crash 'em up all the time now. BOL Thanks so much for hosting this fur us and I hope you do it again because it was really fun.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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