Tuesday, January 3, 2012

My peep is a Flake

My Mom is a flake!! You see for Christmas she asked for and got a big and heavy cast iron pan. She has had to learn some lessons from it like: After you have been cooking in it, you don't pick it up by the handles like the old ones!! DA!! It is.... lets say a tad HOT!! BOL
Well....she decided to cook pancakes in it. Not a good idea. It wasn't long and the whole kitchen was filled with smoke!! No matter how much she turned down the burners, the pancakes were still burning. She then says "Well......maybe I shouldn't... cook pancakes in this pan" do ya think?? The smoke was really getting bad and it looked like this inside the kitchen.Immediately doors were opened etc. Now Kaleb came down the hallway, and stopped dead in his tracks. Then he said, "Grandma, I think I better drop low" and he did. He explained that he learned the Stop, Drop and Roll from Mr Fireman at preschool. Luckily he didn't start rolling on the floor, that would have been funny!! Now is this flaky or what?? This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis.

gee.....should I even mention the time that she put eggs on to boil and got on the puter? She heard some poppin and found exploded eggs all over the kitchen walls and ceiling. Dad was NOT amused by this situation!!

or....the time that the fondue pot exploded all over the dining room walls, ceiling and curtains!! I guess I should be happy that I am alive and that we still have a house left!! BOL


  1. Maybe your Mom should stay out of the kitchen! BOL
    Dachshund Nola

  2. So what you are sayin' is your mom is a really good cook. BOL. She does buy your kibble and not make it, right?

  3. OMDogness! Some of the stuff sounds pretty funny but I'm sure maybe it was a little scary too. Glad everyone is ok. Pancakes are precious, hope they didn't burn. Bol.

    Stop. Drop. And roll. Bol.

    Lots of licks,
    Swisher and Oakley

  4. Uh oh, you and Addy are going to have to keep your eyes on her!

    Would love to see the exploded fondue and eggs...BOL!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  5. Your Mom sounds kinda like our mama!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

  6. Oh wow, that is some flakey behavior! I would have enjoyed the chocolate on the walls!

  7. Now that's what I'd call flakey!! Our Mommy cooks eggs likethgat all the time, hee hee.

    Sniffya ladies later....Weenie

  8. BOL! Remind me if I'm ever invited over to dinner to don protective gear! BOL! Good one Jazzi :D

    Waggin at ya,

  9. Wee finks it sounds likes yor Mom needs to wear coveralls in case ovs splodin foodables. Sheeshe wee forts our Momster wos a flake butts wee finks yoo cood havs us beat jazzi n Addy
    Ronnii, Izzy n Uji
    xxx xxx xxx

  10. OMD! I think your mom should stick with takeout!! BOL!!


  11. Hey Jazzi!
    Wow, look at all that smoke! Well, I hear some peeps like some foods "blackened" and maybe that's what she was doing! BWAR HAR HAR. Maybe not pancakes though. My Mom once blew up a whole jar of marshmallow cream inside the microwave. Too funny. Thanks for pawticipating and you're in the drawing.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  12. Oh we have a flake or two in our house! BOL!

  13. Hey Snazzi, we hope she doesn't run into the drive-thru window at Taco Bell and wreck her car!! BOL!!

    The Rocky Creek Scotties and Ivy

  14. BOL! Rocky Creek's got that right!

    Arooo, Stuart

  15. haha Flaky for sure, Jazzi! Our Mom does this quite often, which is why our peeps eat out a lot! Thanks for sharing your flaky peep moment!

    BTW, LOVE your header pic and that collar is fabulous!

    The Road Dogs

  16. Is your Mom wanting a new kitchen?
    Don't tell anyone but once my mom cooked beans for 2 days waiting for them to be re fried. BOL

  17. Sounds like our house Jazzi ... but sometimes I like it because I get to help clean up, if you know what I mean :)

  18. We bet it didn't take her long to realize that handle was hot on the pan. We thinks you better be posting for a new chef for your kitchen. I am really concerned about sending the dog treat receipe to you seeing what the outcome might be like. Maybe I should just make you some and mail them to you. BOL Sniffs, The HoundDogs

  19. Geeeeeeeee WHIZ.. and I thought we were just gonna be treated to another of your mom's LIMPING ANTELOPE stories.. BUTT this one.. well it just STUNS me!
    HOLEY GWALK A MOLEY.. SHE ALMOST TORCHED YOUR HOUSE!!! I think she needs some time with BUCKY.. Blogville's Fire Chief.
    WOW!!! I have you down fur the Prize Pressie Drawing.. and I PROMISE there will not be a Cast Iron Skillet fur a prize!!! I'm just sayin... and LAFFIN and LAFFIN.

  20. Oh my word Jazzi you have your paws full!
    Benny & Lily

  21. Maybe YOU should take over the kitchen duties....I'm just sayin'....

  22. Oh Jazzi.....Is dis operator error or a defective pan! Be nice to Mom and just say...defective pan! Maybe it'll win you some tweets...jus don't let Mom cook 'em!

  23. OMD...dis is hilarious!!!! What's even funnier is dat hers took a foto fur evidence...hehehehe!
    Hmmm, maybe your mom shouldn't be cookin'...hehehehe.

    Them iron pans is gooooood to make corn bread in...yummy.


  24. BOL at your Mommy Jazzi! My Mommy cooks with her cast iron pans all the time...but she hasn't filled the kitchen with smoke. Maybe you need to snoopervise and taste test while your Mommy is cooking!


  25. There is a reason why Dad cooks here. Mama asks what she put in the pan before cooking the pancakes? She has not had a problem with cast iron in the past.

  26. MOL Jazzi..
    first of all I love your head of your riding shotgun!!

    OH MY STARS...did your Mom 'season' the cast iron pan before she cooked in it? According to what Mom remembers you are supposed to coat it with cooking oil, wipe out the excess, the put the pan in a 300 degree oven for about 45 minutes.
    Anyways.. just like Puddles said they are excellent for cooking So. cornbread,
    Hugs Madi

  27. I thinks that your Mom needed a Chef for Christmas and NOT a new pan! BOL

    woos, Tessa

  28. Whoa! That's some serious smoke, Jazzi! You better hide that new cast iron pan!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  29. Bawhahahahaha! My mom has done the exploding egg thing, too!

    Your pal, Pip

  30. This post could have been written about my house. My Boy thought he could boil eggs in the microwave, took Mom forever to clean up that mess. Did you know eggs exploding in the microwave sound like gunshots?