Wednesday, January 4, 2012

My peep is a Flake part 2

My peep is a Flake~~More flakiness!! She tends to sprain her ankle Alot. She can do it just stepping off a step or missing the bottom step or just plain walking. She has sprained it like 9 times already. Once she sprained the night before she was leaving to go to Texas to see her daughter, she missed the last step. She said NOTHING was stopping her from flying to Texas and nothing did. She got her crutches out and she got to ride in the fancy mancy wheel chair all around the airport and when she go to their apartment guess where they lived?? On the 2nd floor!! BOL and guess what the weather was like there? Rainy!! BOL But she went up and down them and did all the stuffs that they wanted to do!!

She also falls alot too:
Ex.1~~Once she was carrying her youngest daughter to the car and dad peep and the other kids were in the car. There was a small muddy spot and she found it and she started going haywire!! Arms were going everywhere and she was trying so hard not to fall but no luck and she fell right in the muddy spot but the baby didn't get any mud on her!! Everybody else in the car was literally cracking up cuz they said it was so funny to watch, BOL

Ex 2~~The peeps used to do paper routes and the snow and ice was almost gone. But she managed to find a small piece of ice, and yes, she went down. She hit the pavement so hard on her face that she gave herself a black eye!! BOL

Ex 3~~They were in Houston and went downtown by this waterfall thing and to some underground mall deal. Everyone was just walking along laddedy da and unbeknownst to Mom there was a small itty bitty spot of sauce of Soy sauce on the floor that someone spilled. Yes, you guess it, she found it!! That itty bitty spot landed her smack dab flat on that mall floor. When the family looked back and saw her splatted on the floor they cracked up again, saying What are you doing on the floor??

Ex 4~~Not to log ago, they were in San Antonio and went to the River Walk. Again everyone is going along and they look back and here she is again, gots herself hung up on a brick and on the ground AGAIN!! BOL
They have decided that they all need eyes in the back of their heads to watch out fur her. My mom peep is an American Indian and she has always had this problem, Her cousins gave her an Indian nickname of Limping Antelope when she was young and to this day they still call her that. BOL She about trips over Addy so much, especially when she sprawls out in the middle of the kitchen floor!! Me....I know to keep to the sides of the room!! BOL


  1. Yikes! Sounds like your mom needs to be permanently wrapped in bubble wrap with a fire extinguisher around her neck like one of those medic alert necklaces. We sure hope she doesn't damage anything important! We'll put in a good word for a New Year's Blessing for her. Maybe she could have one of those AmInd Blessing ceremonies? Couldn't hurt.

    Jed & Abby

  2. BOL at Limping Antelope!

    Too funny, butt My Momma don't find this all that flakey.......prolly cuz her is a klutz herself!

  3. Wow I am glad that baby was unharmed!! I can't believe your momma found the one spot Of soy sauce on the ground too!

  4. You better make her just stay on the couch and not move a's the only way to protect the ground from jumping up and grabbing her!!!

  5. She sounds like such a scream - there's nothing funnier than a peep losin' it like that!! BOL!!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie

  6. Poor Mama. Mama has been having ice troubles and it appear Papa has also developed the problem. He fell on the stairs when they were covered in ice.

  7. OH JAZZI... your mom goes WAAAAAAAY beyond Flaky.. SHE is a real live ACCIDENT.. Just Waitin to Happen... OFTEN!!!

    I'll bet your family doctor.. lists her office visits under...

    I know SHE is Entertaining to US.

  8. One fall is tragic, butt when it happens over and over and over don't want to laugh. Just glad she doesn't get hurt....her must bounce!

  9. Sounds like she is a clutz! Missed you Jazzi...sorry I have been MIA

  10. Maybe you could get her a Hoverround for her birthday! :)

  11. Your poor mum. Maybe she should just give up and start crawling...BOL!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  12. Good thing you keep to the sides of the room, Jazzi. You could be in danger otherwise!

    Love ya lots
    Maggie and Mitch

  13. Oh my goodness -- those are some stories of falling down. Bet you would be rich if you got it on video and sent it to that Funniest Video show on TV.

  14. Limpin Antelope now dats funny, hmmm wonder wots dem would call our Momster?

    Ronnii, Uji & Izzy
    xxx xxx xxx

  15. OMC...Jazzi it sounds like our Moms might have matching DNAs.
    My grandpapeep used to tell mom she could not walk and chew gum at the same time.
    MOL My Grandpapeep is funny,
    Hugs Madi

  16. It must be a blast at your house! ha ha!

  17. Sounds like your house is as much fun as ours! :)

  18. Jazzi I think your Mom and mine have a lot in common, Mom spends a lot of time on the floor too. If she is falling or tripping she is dropping something.

  19. Hey Jazzi!
    Wow, Limping Antelope is the FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! Great post and I'm laughing my butt off.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP