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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

ATTACK Mode!!

I am sorry but I am not featured in this post. I have been sent to my kennel~~all because I hate a certain loud and noisy machine. I know it doesn't bother some dogs, and I know some dogs like to ride on them but NOT this Scottie~~It makes me go into an ATTACK mode. And when I do go into that mode this happens.......And that happens......I don't know bout you, but I PROUD to say that all those marks~~I put em all there~~each and every one!! Har! Har! Har!
The really funny thing is that on the corners it says "Scruff Guarded" BOL Apparently this company doesn't know about Terriers toofers!! The Scruff marks are so bad that you cant even hardly read that it is Scruff Guarded!! BOL

29 comments:

  1. AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE OMD OMD OMD... It's VACULA.
    RUN!!!!!!

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  2. B-O-L! That is SOOOOOOOOOO funny that you scuffed up the Scuff Guard sign! We are still laughing.

    No wonder you were given the Squirrel Containment job. You'd do some damage to their little scuffs.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & bella

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  3. This is Lily! I pushed Trixie and Sammy-Joe out of the way so I could tell you ME TOO! I hate that noisy old thing and I am always trying to attack it when its on! One day I just saw it standing around, not making any noise, so I snuck up on it and bit it! Why do humans need those creepy machines anyway???!!!

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  4. I attack ours too! You really must attack hard to take the name right off! Way to go!

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  5. Umm, like is this a problem?? I chase, bite, snap at the vaccum, lawn mower and weed wacker, I'm thinkin its in my scottie contract! LOL

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  6. Bwhahahahahahaha...OMD Jazzi, dat is hilarious! I run and just hide, I don't wanna even come close enuffs to attack it.

    Scruff guard...what a joke.

    Puddles

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  7. Hey Snazzi, Piper is in love with you - you're a gal who hates the same things he does - that dreaded vacuum - he even piddles on it if he gets the chance.

    XOXO
    Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Ruairi

    PS - we love your candy kisses and your great header photo.

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  8. BOL! Vacuums don't bother me-but I can see why you bit it:-)

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  9. Whoa! I'm Most Impressed! I just slink away to my condo when the shouty beast comes out. I wish I was as brave as you!

    Oh, did you see Westminster last night when they showed the Scottie? They said that Scotties need owners who don't mind having a dog that knows it's better than its owner. Heehee!

    Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  10. Ha! Yeah, loud noises scare my big dog. However, my small dog can sit there and watch the fireworks with me!

    xoxoxo,
    Erika and Sebastian

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  11. WOW..you can do some damage my friend. You should talk to Eva about sweepers I know her mom worked with her on this issue.

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  12. We hate that thing, too!! BUT, we always run and hide! We think you're super brave for putting up a fight!
    ~Milly and Shelby

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  13. No worry for the vacuum in our house Jazzi, cause I can't even be in the same room as that monster!! I am actually scared to death of it...even when it is just resting in the corner. No one can seem to figure it out but I just can't help it. So good for you for getting even with that monster in your house.
    Hugs and wags, Mistaya

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  14. Next time, we want to see the video! PeeWee tries to do that, but momma goes mental fits and uses the HBO words on him and he slinks away. Me? I just lay down and hope it will go away.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  15. I attacks ours too......I is SUPERDOG!!!

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  16. That is funny!!! Holly attacks ours sometimes but usually just barks and runs away! Lots of love, Debbie and Holly

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  17. Ollie is scared of the vacuum but we're not as brave as you are to attack it !
    Love from Bella & Ollie

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  18. Oh I hate that monster machine!!! I bite that little bugger and I attack it and chase it...I'm actually trying to save her from it! BUT then sometimes I get in the way and that monster bumps into me. Can you imagine?!?!

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  19. OMD!
    Jazzi!
    You are so brave! I can't even see the monster here! Forget about attacking it!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  20. Ut oh. How did mom do that?
    Snuggles,
    Benny & Lily

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  21. Hi sweet Jazzi,
    It is pretty plain to me that that "machine" won't be giving you any more trouble (at least for a day or two ;-) Such a brave little Scottie, defender and protector of the realm. I'm sure the other "machines" in the house are taking a lesson from that!
    p.s. love you background!

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  22. Fantastic job Jazzi. You know I had never thought of attacking the vacuum cleaner before. Now I'm so looking forward to an exciting new activity. One gets so many excellent ideas, reading these blogs.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  23. I attack too, Jazzi! We gotta show these Hoovers who is boss in OUR house, right?!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie

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  24. Helloooooooooo. I'm here from Madi and Mom's...I saw your comment and rushed right over, knowing you are now the attack demon of blogosphere!! You do good work. [I hate the loud machine too, but for a whole 'nother reason...it's a four letter word...W O R K]

    My Funny Thursday Theme Song "Tijuana Jail"

    Hope you're having a great day! Stop by to say howdy if you can find time. Your company is always welcomed!!

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  25. Jazzi you are my heroine!! The sucking machine is not to be trusted. I do not like it either.
    As soon as it comes in a room I either go for the highest point in the room or make a mad catter dash out.
    Hugs Madi

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  26. Good job, Jazzi!! Sucking machines can't be trusted, and hoomans just can't see that we just want to protect them.

    Woofs,
    Pepsi

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  27. Oh my! Don't let my mom see this! Ouch

    Pippi
    Thevangelders.com

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