My escape

See this gate across the porch?? It was put there to keep Kaleb on the porch, it had nothing to do with me!! wink, wink. Well, Kaleb and I were outside lookin around and he started playing with the gate. Now, I am innocently standin... there watchin... and all of a sudden he made an opening. I am like YES!! ok, just a little more Kaleb, a little..... more!! UH HA!! I was out and runnin...FREE!! Free as a lark!!! Readin..pee mail here and there and leaving some here and there, it was grand!!I look back and I see Kaleb runnin...after me, Sorry little fellow, not gonna catch me!!! I am down the street by the beige house and outta no where comes a lady and she snatches me.I am doing some serious squirmin.. and wigglin...and she isn't letting go of me!! Then....she tells her husband to take his belt off!! WHAT!! are they going to beat me!!! AWwwwww...... Well, she used to belt to put around my collar to hold me there. By this time Kaleb had run across the street and was at the beige house too with the lady. Then... guess who I see coming running down the street?? YUP!!! Mom!! gulp!! Kaleb thought he was gonna be in BIG trouble for letting me out so he thought he would come and catch me and bring me home. The lady told mom that luckily the cars stopped for him when he ran across the street!! YIKES, I knew I was busted when she heard that!!! We all got home safe and sound and I was grounded to my kennel. There

was also a lock put in the gate, so that it CAN'T open anymore!!I was gonna say, LOOK, I am helping you get some more exercise but.....I didn't even offer any excuses to Mom, cuz I knew she wasn't going to buy any, just take the punishment and keep my trap shut!!