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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

We thought we took care of this guy

Don't ya just HATE those noisy cleany machines?? Me and Addi do too. I bark like a mad woman and I have taught Addi to bite it and growl at it. She used to just lay there and let it go by her without even batting an eye, so I had to inform her of what to do and she is good at it now. Well, anyways we thought that we had done this guy in pretty darn good. I mean Look at all the duct tape keeping it together and all of our teef marks are on it. Then the other day it died, dead as a doornail and me and Addi say good riddance to that nuisance!!
Well...low and behold~~What does Mom come home with the other day?? The new and improved machine!! Me and Addi were shocked to say the least. This baby has quite the suction power and Mom doesn't have to hardly do anything, it just moves itself almost!! She can hold it by one finger and it will just do its thing!! Mom showed us the suction and said if she hears just one peep outta either one of us, that she was gonna suck us up that thing!! So needless to say, she made us believers and we didn't make one single peep (for now at least)
Mom was telling us how that the body of this thing is made from the stuff that helmets are made of and that it is super strong, umm.....we will see about  that!! I do believe that she is under estimating the strength of scottie/bulldog teefs!!!

23 comments:

  1. Accept the new vaccuum cleaner as your next challenge. I know you both are up to it. I'll be cheering you on from across the Pond.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  2. Don't know Jazzi. Looks dangerous to us. Better let Addi have first go to see if it's safe. She's probably big enough not to get sucked up.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  3. What a pretty red color! Attack, Jazzi and Addi!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  4. It's a red beastie.....just wait until no one is watching and do a sneak attack on it

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  5. Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee Not a NEW Vacula !! THAT is just terrible. Just as you Deaded ONE... she brings ANOTHER home. Vacula is Soooooo Mean and SCARY.
    Soooo sorry.
    Hey Jazzi be sure to send me an email
    frankiefurterprice(at)gmail(dot)com so we will have YOUR email addy.

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  6. EEEEEKS...Not anudder one! Maybees you and Addi and attack from BEHIND where all the softer stuff is. Like maybe bite into its large intestine or someting!

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  7. I'm still like Addi was. I just lay there and make the sucky thing go around me.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  8. Who ever invented those monsters should be punished. We scream and bite it too and it still comes around. It's fearless!
    Benny & Lily

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  9. Oh No that beast lives at your house! We got one here too, I hide on the side of the bed when I see it coming. My dad never uses it just mom.

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  10. That is an evil looking machine and you should put the bitey on it soon.

    Millie

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  11. They can dress it up in a new shell, but it still looks like Horrible Hoover to me.

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  12. Love the noise! Love the excitement!
    Miro

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  13. Your Mom got a little red vacula instead of a little red sports car! What was you Mom thinking???
    Sniffs & Licks
    Sweet William The Scot

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  14. Uh, the vacuum doesn't bother me!
    Nola

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  15. Ohhhh No a, new vaczilla, run, they are maean, mean, mean!

    The Mad Scots

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  16. well if you can't use your toothfies than pee on it!!
    stella rose

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  17. Oh dear! What kinds of vacula is it? Ma says she needs a new one, and is flummoxed on which kinds to get.
    I, myself, take a different approch to the vacuum situation...I just sit in the middle of the room and don't move...I seems to annoy Ma to no end!! hehehe
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  18. Make sure you show that hoover whose boss!!
    Love Milo :)

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  19. Darn it! We thought you got rid of Count Vacula once and for all.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  20. Jazzi and Addi, please be cautious. You can never be too careful around a new Vacula.


    Loveys Sasha

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  21. Me and Stanley aren't scared of the machine. Mom runs it all around us and we don't budge. Finally she has to push us out of the way to run it in our spots.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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