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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Ghostly humor

Are you all ready for some Ghost humor? If you are a fraidy dog, then you might want to get your blankie!! Ready? ok here goes.......
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream.

What kind of music do ghosts listen to?
Sheet music

What is a baby ghost favorite game?
Peekaboo

What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Dont spook unless you are spooken to.

When do ghost usually appear?
Right before someone screams

What's  a ghost's favorite breakfast?
Ghost toasties with boo-berries

Where do fashionable ghost's shop?
At Bootiques

What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated Milk

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
Make a fright turn at the corner

Was that fun or what?? Is everyone ok?? Just getting into the Howl-O-ween spirit!!
Addi would have joined in but little Miss Dog-zilla was to scared and she wouldnt have anything to do with her ghost costume so it is just me~~the Well-trained dog!! bol

34 comments:

  1. You are an AWESOME ghost, Jazzi! I LOVE the jokes....my side hurts from laughing so hard! Thanks for the smile, my friend! Made my day even better....after all the Vikings AND Packers won!

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  2. You are the cutest ghost ever!

    Sam

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  3. totally pawsome ghost Jazzi. You're cracking us up! The jokes added that flair to your post.

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  4. I saw that and fell over yelling, bites came a running, he thought I was hurt, then he saw the pic and worked to revive me. WOW now that was scary!!!

    Your Spooked Pals
    Spooky She Devil Susie & Mitey Bites the Vampire Scottie

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  5. Jazzi - we did NOT know it was you! We thought it was a real ghost! BUTT we were NOT scared cuz so far we are not scared of anything!

    Your pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  6. Hahaha!! Thanks for the laugh!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  7. Ya-Hooey! Hap-Pee Howl-o-Weenie to you guys!

    Me's shakin in me boots .... you got a ghost in your house, Jaz!

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  8. We LOVE your ghost costume, Jazzi! Thank you for the ghost humor!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  9. Great costume.....wait till you see me.....Jazzi Nowfel

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  10. Jazzi I hardly knew it was you in that ghost costume. Great jokes too.

    Millie

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  11. Miss Jazzi,
    Forget the jokes. That picture of you is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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  12. When I showed your GHOST picture to ERNIE.... HE POOPED!! It took me 87 minutes to settle him down so he could lissen to your super Ghost Jokes!! By the "turd" one... he was LAFFIN as hard as I was. THANKS fur the FUN Jazzi... That IS you isn't it Jazzi??????????????????

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  13. BOL and RONF (rolling on the floor)! You sure are one scary and furry ghost.

    Here is another one:
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo!
    Boo who?
    No, no, don't cry! I was just kidding.

    Wags,
    Ranger

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  14. That is the BEST and CUTEST furry ghost I have EVER seen!!! You are brilliant Jazzi!

    Kisses,

    Ruby

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  15. Those were great jokes, and ones that our crew hadn't heard before--THANKS for the grin, we all needed it!!

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  16. Is that your front end or your back end? :)

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  17. Our Lady loves this, we are sorry they did that too you. Starting Wednesday of this week, our embarrassing Halloween pictures will start to be revealed.

    Have a good one,

    Hailey and Zaphod

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  18. A ghostes? Where? Not to worry Jazz, I will protects you from it!

    love,
    Reuben

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  19. Woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
    FYI: we signed up for the card exchange. Golden Woofs

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  20. Hilarious , did you hear us scream? We never saw a ghost with a mustache
    Benny & Lily

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  21. Loved it! Booooooo hehehehe. Love the ghost costume, it's perfect.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  22. We are speechless...you in that ghost costume...what a hoot.

    Great ghost jokes.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  23. BOL funny, evaporated milk! Love your pic. Have a lovely Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  24. Oh noes! You scared me and made me bark at the compooter!

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  25. That was fun! Don't worry, I'm brave :D
    I was thinking it might be inconvenient for u to send me a mails frm so far aways so maybe u shouldnt... I hope u understands
    Cotton ❤

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  26. *BBBOL*!! What fun Jazzi & we love your costume!
    Wally & Sammy

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  27. Jazzi when you take your comedy routine on the road let me know I want to be your manager.
    hugs Madi your BFFF

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  28. Heeheehee! Thanks for the ghostly giggle!

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