Hey!! I got a package from Uncle Ed, yay!! Normally, I haven't opened packages in the past, mom has always tried to get me to do it but I make her do it until I can see what is inside then I will take it from there. Well....this time when she said it was from Uncle Ed, I decided to open this all by myself. I took it and went to town on it. I mean there was MAJOR teef chewin...and growlin...going on here. I ripped that baby to shreds!!
You wont believe what I found inside of the package~~Devil horns!! YES, devil horns. I am like.....what in the world did he send this to me fur? I looked again thinkin...that it must be a joke, no joke just devil horns, not even ONE doggie treat!! what is goin...on with Uncle Ed? Is he gettin...that old peoples stuff? She want me to put on the devil horns and I said uh...NO WAY!! Not happening to this Scottie...so whats the next best thing to do?? Right, let put them on Miss Dog-zilla!! She wont mind BOL Don't these fit her exactly?? This is what you get fur chewing up ALL my stuffies!! Ha!Ha! you Bullsize Devil!!
There was a note that I missed and when all else fails read the note:
Do you all remember back a few weeks ago when human Tom came in and was gonna rub my tummy while I was sleeping and skeered the ba-zeebies outta me?? Well....the note says that the Devil horns are for Tom to wear around the house and next time he comes in and I am doing some serious snoozing~~all the sparkles will be shiny and it will wake me up and then I wont be scared to death anymore. I guess that sounds like a good idea except for the point that Tom wont wear the devil horns either BOL
Nice try Uncle Ed, I guess you aren't loosin...it but I still cant get over not ONE doggie treat, whats that all about?? And Mom wants to know who is gonna clean up the mess all over the floor? Uh....don't look at me, I have a nap to take!!