Normally, I haven't opened packages in the past, mom has always tried to get me to do it but I make her do it until I can see what is inside then I will take it from there. Well....this time when she said it was from Uncle Ed, I decided to open this all by myself. 
I took it and went to town on it. I mean there was MAJOR teef chewin...and growlin...going on here. I ripped that baby to shreds!!
You wont believe what I found inside of the package~~Devil horns!! YES, devil horns. I am like.....what in the world did he send this to me fur? I looked again thinkin...that it must be a joke, no joke just devil horns, not even ONE doggie treat!! what is goin...on with Uncle Ed? Is he gettin...that old peoples stuff? She want me to put on the devil horns and I said uh...NO WAY!! Not happening to this Scottie...so whats the next best thing to do?? Right, let put them on Miss Dog-zilla!! She wont mind BOL Don't these fit her exactly?? This is what you get fur chewing up ALL my stuffies!! Ha!Ha! you Bullsize Devil!!
There was a note that I missed and when all else fails read the note:
Do you all remember back a few weeks ago when human Tom came in and was gonna rub my tummy while I was sleeping and skeered the ba-zeebies outta me?? Well....the note says that the Devil horns are for Tom to wear around the house and next time he comes in and I am doing some serious snoozing~~all the sparkles will be shiny and it will wake me up and then I wont be scared to death anymore. I guess that sounds like a good idea except for the point that Tom wont wear the devil horns either BOLNice try Uncle Ed, I guess you aren't loosin...it but I still cant get over not ONE doggie treat, whats that all about?? And Mom wants to know who is gonna clean up the mess all over the floor? Uh....don't look at me, I have a nap to take!!
Jazzi, as ever, it looks like you have the whole situation under control.
ReplyDeleteBut we are a wee bit shocked by 'no treat' Uncle Ed. We are sure he has a good reason.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
I think Uncie Ed needs to get his priorities straight ... "no package without treats"!!! (Unless you are sending to Australia - because the goodies are always nabbed by the quarantine men for their doggies!!) So unfair. So when is your mom gonna get the vaccy cleaner out?
ReplyDeleteTail Wuggles, Rubie
We think the devil horns look perfect exactly where they are now, Jazzi!
ReplyDeleteLove ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Maybe Uncle Ed just got busy and forgot the treat....Perhaps he'll send you another parcel with treats....or a gift voucher at Taco Bell.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy
Tearing up stuff is fun anytime.
Jazzi
ReplyDeleteThat Uncle Ed is a keeper...hang on tight to him...AND tell him should he want a feline Niece I'm available...but don't mention the Diva part.
Your peeps have 2 entire cards...WTG peeps.
Hugs from your BFFF,
Madi
No Tweets!!!!! What wrong wit dis picture??? Maybees Uncle Ed should be da one wearin' da horns!
ReplyDeleteOh I think Uncle Ed sent you the perfect gift to give to your Dogzilla sister Addy, she wears them quite well. And I think you will like what I sent you.
ReplyDeleteSniffs & Licks to my girl
Sweet William The Scot
Oh, yea....go ahead and place on Addy....Addy will do anything....BOL Curious???what made the package taste so good you wanted to open it if there were not tweets in there. Sniffs, The HoundDogs
ReplyDeleteI've got some devil horns myself. I don't wear them either. Good job with the package!
ReplyDeleteAroo, Stuart
WOWZERS! You certainly can "tear" into the mail....ha ha! Great job! Isn't it awesome to get mail!
ReplyDeleteHey Jazzi!
ReplyDeleteWow, great job opening your pressie! I'm stunned too, but I bet your beloved Uncle Ed has another giftie on the way to you. It is a funny one, but you definitely deserve some treats. BTW: Those with opposable thumbs can clean the floor up, right!?! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
BaaaaaWAaaaaah Jazzi I think you put them in JUST the Right Place.
ReplyDeleteShame on Uncle Ed fur not sendin treats though.
Grrreat job at tearing into that pressie Jazzi! Do you think, maybe just maybe, your Mommy is hiding the pressie with the treats til Christmas? I know my Peeps are doing that!
ReplyDeleteRooooo!
Douglas
Jazzi, you really got BAD with that gift Uncle Ed sent!!! You are a BAD girl Jazzi!!
ReplyDeletexx, Zoie & Fern
Can't believe you didn't get a single treat! HUH! I think you better fall asleep real fast, Jazzi, looks like you've made quite the mess!
ReplyDeleteSave em for Addy!!! You aren't a devil at all!!!
ReplyDeletepresents and mail are the best. Right little devil Addy
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Great pressie openin Jazzi. Addy looks great in her devil horns.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, no treat? Maybe Uncle Ed has the HollyDaze on his mind. Right?
woos, Tessa
what a great surprise Jazzi! I'm very happy for you ^_^
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We think that the Uncle should have to wear the horns because he didn't give you ANY Treats!!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteNo treats from Uncle Ed? Da Nerve! Addy looks like I do when someone puts sumptin' on my head. :(
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
We all love Christmas don't we Jazzi and Addy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi yu Jazzi - I found you on Bouncing Bertie's blog and thought I'd pop over for a hello! I'm with you with Uncle Ed - after all that shredding and growling, one dog treat would be nice, wouldn't it??? But Christmas is coming up and, hopefully, we will all end up with lots of treats - although I heard a rumour that my presents won't be edible as I'm on a diet. Not happy.
ReplyDeletewoof.
Groucho
Always a jokester that Uncle Ed.
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