This is Cousin Piper. Think she looks so cute?
Yah...so does everyone else. They all eww and aww over her..but don't let that cute little face fool ya!!
She stares me down.....like shes gonna pounce on me. She takes my bones too.
She snags food....of which by the way.....I DO NOT do.
I call her a scavenger!!
Pipers mom calls her an Opportunist!!!
Yah right!! An Opportunist to snag food, and sneak off of the front porch...
She likes to wrestle which I do not like to do. My Mom taught me about being nice to girls and all.
Yah...an opportunist to jump all over me!! PLEAZE!!!
Really?? I cant shake this girl off....shes relentless!!
When she gets on my nerves and I chase her this is where she goes: Lil Sneak!!!
Then.....when shes all tired out...
Pipers Mom covers her up and says Oh you poor baby....shes so tired!!
Whats a guy to do bout Cousin Piper?