The names I am called

I don't know bout you all but recently I have been getting called all sorts of names and it is really uncalled for. I live in Illinois where it generally really cold but this year it has been unseasonably warm. I mean like today was 52 and tomorrow it will be even warmer.

With our snow and warm temps, it is getting a little muddy outside and so when I come in there are little cute Scottie footprints all on the floor and down the hallway. She calls me a Mangy mutt!! or Miss dirty paws. Now can I help this? NOPE!! She should just be glad that I am not rolling round in the mud!! Now she thinks she has to wipe my paws off when I come in and I think that the floor was doing a great job of it!!

And with it being warm, I tend to get the barks and bark at anyone, any bird and mainly just wanna hear myself bark. For this, she calls me, Motor mouth, or Hey Pipsqueak!! When will the name calling ever end??

I am back!!

I had a wonderful day yesterday. I was at Scotts (my groomer) place. I love to go see him. He brushes my furs all out without hurting me and I get washed, clipped, nails done and the whole 9 yards!! I smell so good and when I am done I gets to play with the other doggies that are there too. Sometimes, I am having so much fun that I hate to go home, awww just kidding, I am jumping and barking when Mom comes to pick me up!! Ha! I was pretty shaggy.
Heres the before:
And the after: I am all snazzied up for Sweet William and the Valentine dance!! Mom loves the haircuts cuz she said she loves me nice soft fur. The munchkins like to sit and rub my back and I am not minding that one bit!! bol
On the way home, we stopped at the fabric store. I had to wait in the car and Mom went in and found me the most cutest material for the Valentine dance!! It is SNAZZY!! She is working on it this weekend. I am picking up Sweet William in my vertable and so we will be getting it all washed up pretty quick too. I cant wait to see you all at the dance!!

Shaggy girl

ho wa se wi pi ne = Good Morning
(ho way see wah bah knee) ~~pronounced

Look at me. See how shaggy I am? Well....not fur long. I am headed off to my most favorite hair cutting guy, Scott. He is really cool and I love getting haircuts so much that I give him lots of kisses while he is cutting me. But not to worry Sweet William, they are friendly kisses!!
I have to get all Snazzied up so I will be all beautiful for Sweet William for the Valentine dance.
See you all when I get home. Toodles!!

Begging

Just cuz I sit in a chair up to the table, does that really constitute the word Begging? Seriously?
In fact, if you kept my food bowl full at ALL times, I might not hafta sit here and watch you. After all, you feed us twice a day, I see all you guys feeding your faces 87 times a day!! I am just really interested in what you are doing, is that really wrong? Cant a sweet Scottie take interest in my peep?? Just cuz I am interested in you~~by no means is that "Begging"
Lily is asking us names we call our peeps. Well, one that comes to mind right now as far as the foodables go is STINGY, Non Sharer, Selfish, you get the point?? BOL
Other names are Weirdo, Quirky, Flakey, Nuts, Camera crazy lady,

Shreddin' the Gnar

We are getting even more snow today. I got my Snazzi Pink glasses on and drug my snowboard outta of hiding and I am ready to hit the slopes, and Shreddin' the Gnar (that's snowboard lingo for~I am going snow boarding) and I am gonna tear it up!!

Introducing......

I would like to introduce you to Uncle Ed's new cat. They saw this adorable cat sitting outside and it was just crying its poor little heart out. They went out and got him and put him in the garage. The next few days they went around and asked the neighbors if they were missing a cat and no one was. So they decided that the cat must be meant to be theirs. So now he has a new home at the Kansas farm. They got him all checked out with the cat DR and he is fine and all good to go. Apparently he likes to be everywhere and see everything that is going on so they named him Snoopy. Snoopy lives in Uncle Ed's garage and Snoopy loves it in there. He is catching mice like no bodies business, so they are happy bout that. So what do you think Madi? Isn't he a handsome guy and you and Snoopy can hang out this summer at Uncle Ed's place when we go for our cookout.
I did tell him about you Madi and how you are a Diva and all and well....he just got a little shy:But....I think you both will hit it off just fine!! So Welcome Snoopy to Blogland, I am sure you will be seeing more of Snoopy in the days to come!!

Dont ya know???

Let me ask~~How many times do I hafta nose this bowl around to get some food in here? Dont you know that my bowl should be full for when I am hungry??
HEY you!! How aboust filling up by food bowl?? Otherwise...................................