Wednesday, February 1, 2012

The names I am called

I don't know bout you all but recently I have been getting called all sorts of names and it is really uncalled for. I live in Illinois where it generally really cold but this year it has been unseasonably warm. I mean like today was 52 and tomorrow it will be even warmer.

With our snow and warm temps, it is getting a little muddy outside and so when I come in there are little cute Scottie footprints all on the floor and down the hallway. She calls me a Mangy mutt!! or Miss dirty paws. Now can I help this? NOPE!! She should just be glad that I am not rolling round in the mud!! Now she thinks she has to wipe my paws off when I come in and I think that the floor was doing a great job of it!!

And with it being warm, I tend to get the barks and bark at anyone, any bird and mainly just wanna hear myself bark. For this, she calls me, Motor mouth, or Hey Pipsqueak!! When will the name calling ever end??

27 comments:

Deborah said...

Miss dirty paws, I think that is kind of cute myself!
Have a good day! I make my guys run in over a long runner before they enter....hehehehehe
xxoo
Deborah

Helen P. said...

When Indiana has dirty feet, I put him in the sink and wash them off. I think he'd prefer I just called him muddy mutt!

Nola said...

How dare she!
Dachshund Nola

3 doxies said...

Who does she thinks her is?
At least you can repeat da words her calls you...hehehe.

Puddles

Kitty+Coco said...

Well, at least you don't get called "stinky butt". Nuff said on that.

Whitley Westie said...

I get called all kindsa names too - Loudmouth, Stinkypants, etc. I could think of some names for my momma, but she can't hear me when I call her them!

Linda said...

love the new header I think we should call you the Queen of Hearts.
Cinnamon

christinaree said...

Hehe, Pippen and Jacque get called stinky butt sometimes! I wipe their paws off too when they come inside! And their underbelly! Pippen is used to it, but Jacque does not like having even 1 paw picked up!!

chicamom85 said...

Jazzi, I can sympathize completely. My Mommy calls me "scruffy butt", "stinky paws" "pizza thief" "yappy mouth". I don't get it. Why did she give me a name if she is just gonna keep changing it?

licks and sniffs Sasha

rottrover said...

I got called much worse yesterday when I didn't come when my mom called me...

-Bart

DP said...

You can't help your doggie ways! I loves rolling in the mud, and I also love barking at everyone and everything outside :-)

Paw hugs,

Gracie Lu Shih Tzu

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

So did you have to...CLEAN THOSE NAMES UP... before you posted em? BaaaaWaaaah that was a Frankie Funny fur you.
Now to the serious stuffs... THIS is just NOT Right. She needs to quit lookin at the FLOOR.. and look at YOU instead. Or Look fur Snacks and stuffs.. Look at anythingy except the Floor..

Mr. Pip said...

Yep, I get called all kinds of names, too. Most of them are too silly to repeat!

This weather is crazy, isn't it!

Your pal, Pip

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmmm...dey call me SCOOTER but me don't tink you wants to nose why dey call me dat!

Scrappy said...

oh dear. you need to do a snow dance or somethin'! The name calling is just WRONG. A lil mud never hurt anyone:)

Two French Bulldogs said...

All they do is sit around all day or pretend their working and think up these names
Benny & Lily

scotsmad said...

Same thing here. Except we're having unseasonably cold, wet weather....lots of mud AND we're not allowed to go to the sports ground to run....too wet and muddy!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Bouncing Bertie said...

Really odd weather here in the UK. It's warmer this morning in Aberdeen than in London 500 miles to the south. Unheard of!
As for the mud, well we are used to that. And the name calling. I am variously Barky Bertie, Barmy Bertie, Bitey Bertie, Bonkers Bertie, I think you get the picture...
Toodle pip! (just plain) Bertie.

bichonpawz said...

We should organize a protest! We have the very same type of name calling going on here too!!! We need to go on strike! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

HoundDogMom said...

We are loving this warm weather. But we have to agree the MUD sucks..... Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! My peeps n I are enjoying the mild winter weather too. I do avoid the MUD (sometimes). Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Madi and Mom said...

Jazzi you hop on the next plane so I can give you a hug!!
Bless your heart,
Hugs Madi

Sweet William The Scot said...

Well how would you like to be a man and hear your peep call you in from the yard saying Come Kissie Face. But Jazzi you can Kiss My Face anyday.
Sweet William The Scot

Reilly / Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Oh...you should be proud to be called miss muddy paws - what could be better than leaving lovely muddy paw prints behind. Love the colors of your bloggy - very bright and happy

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

All of our pups have nicknames too, some good, some well sound a lot like yours, but no one complains if it accompanies a cookie! :-)

I hope you're having a good Thursday!!

Angus and Molly said...

Oh Jazzi we TOTALLY know what you're talking about. It's so annoying to have to sit and get all 4 paws wiped before being allowed to run. Then when it's really mucky we get confined to the kitchen to dry. Ugh...these peeps are unreal!

Hoke said...

Yup...I get poopy mcgee, bark boy, hokey pokey artichokey, devil dog, demon dog, little boy....it never will end.